anneboleyns:

Highlights of the new “Mockingjay” trailer

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

shittier:

who is she

    
shipsneversink : mmm vampire!Will bruising and biting Hanni, drinking his blood. Hannibal gets light headed sometimes, but is still very eager to feed Will.

bottom-hannibal-club:

Hannibal gets really turned on whenever Will bares his teeth. Sometimes Will secretly does it in public to watch Hannibal squirm.

Will sometimes wakes Hannibal up in the middle of the night and tells him that the sound of his pulse is driving him insane, so Hannibal mumbles all sleepy, “I put a fresh bag in the fridge today. Too tired to let you take it directly from me.”

Hannibal’s arms and neck are almost always covered in dark bruises and teeth marks. Occasionally he has to take a couple days off work to recover, and Will is there whispering apologies and encouraging him that it’s going to be all right and he’s so happy that Hannibal is so good for him.

They both enjoy when Will sucks a little from Hannibal’s neck while Will is fucking him, but the absolute best is when Hannibal is eating a meal and Will is behind his chair sinking his teeth into his skin and moaning around the taste of blood. Afterward they just curl up next to each other because they’re both too full to do anything else.

When they realize that Hannibal can’t satiate Will’s appetite without killing himself, they decide to try something new. Will’s never given Hannibal a blow job on account of his teeth, but the first time he does he discovers that come is just as filling and much sweeter than blood. (And if he happens to “accidentally” poke Hannibal’s dick with a tooth, well nobody needs to be the wiser.)

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bloglikeanegyptian:

when will your history ever 

huuuuughdancy:

*warlike flashbacks to what my dash was like after hannibal season 2 episode 4*

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i-effed-it-all-up:

u know how sometimes if u eat too much of a certain food you get sick of it

like my mom used to make spaghetti several times a week for YEARS bc it was quick and easy so now im kinda “meh” about spaghetti

you know that feeling??

that’s how i feel about white cis male protagonists

pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF

    
Anonymous : dominant Will telling Hannibal to strip while he observes him and Hannibal getting severely flustered as his erection gets bigger.

harpsichordian:

Harpsie approved.

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mongoosewillygraham:

wen someone take u kidney n shoot u face image

savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:
When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.

When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,

And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

malumporn:

1. Mind your own business.
2. Learn to be quiet sometimes.
3. If you’re going to be a shithead, just stay home.
4. If someone is being a shithead to you, kick their ass.
5. Don’t fucking rape.
6. Don’t fucking steal.
7. If you’re magic, fucking embrace that shit.
8. Don’t complain about the mess you got yourself into.
9. Don’t hurt little kids.
10. Don’t hurt animals for no reason.
11. Don’t put up with anybody’s bullshit. Ever.

Why aren’t we all Satanists already?

shefightslikeagirl:

The Asylum Warped Tour Giveaway!
By the staff of She Fights Like A Girl

To celebrate Summer and EA’s appearance at the Warped Tour, I’m giving away a special slip-case print of Fight Like A Girl and a new tea blend, 4 O’Clock, that was sold at the Asylum Experience.

The Contest
~ Ends on 12:01AM, August 3rd, 2014. The winner will be announced within twenty-four hours.
~ The winner will be chosen at random from the post notes. 
~ International contest. All countries may participate.*

Prizes
~ One (1) copy of Fight Like a Girl
~ One (1) 4 O’Clock Blend Tea Tin.

Rules
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Notes
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~ Detail photograph of FLAG CD and packaging.

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