when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
i fucking love this fandom ok
i was talking through the phone with my dad and he started talking to me about robert downey jr. and he got really emotional about like “ivanna, honey, he like- he was at the bottom okay i remember, he was at the bottom and he just climbed back up just look at him now i just- woah, woah just- what a man, he is tony stark, he is” and i’m laughing so hard but it’s so true it makes me want to cry
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.