Guys today at art class we had to describe a painting and when I SAW THE PAINTING I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NOT BREATH
WHAT THE FUCK
#bloop hoohoo got ur nipnop
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
do you know this feeling when you find a fanfic that is really good and the author posts their tumblr url and you follow them and then a miracle happens and they follow you back and everytime they reblog something from you you are in total fangirl mode because you see them secretly as celebrities because their fics are so darn perfect?
SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS. The Hannibal writers have gone Full Cannibal.
I am concerned and delighted.
Murder is my game, Murder in my vein
I asked him if he was the Chesapeake Ripper and he avoided the question and suggested I kill Alana Bloom
Paranormal activity caught on camera
Vine by: David Lopez
You reacted properly
oh no, picnic accident
Hannibal season 2 + bloody faces
Dr Lecter + whiskey
when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched
I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY